Friday, May 10, 2019

Mica Van Gogh - Not at All, Van Gogh

Prima di dare del pazzo a Van Gogh
sappi che lui è terrazzo
tu ground floor
Prima di dire che era fuori di senno,
fammi un disegno con
fogli di carta e crayon
Van Gogh, mica quel tizio là,
ma uno che alla tua età
libri di Emile Zola
Shakespeare nelle corde
Dickens nelle corde
Tu, leggi manuali di DVD Recorder
Lui, trecento lettere, letteratura fine
Tu, centosessanta caratteri, due faccine, fine
Lui, London, Paris, Anvers
Tu, megastore, iper, multiplex
Lui, distante ma sa tutto del fratello Teo
Tu, convivi e non sai nulla del fratello Tuo
Lui, a piedi per i campi, lo stimola
Tu, rinchiuso con i crampi sul Tapis Roulant
Beh, da una prima stima mio caro ragazzo
Dovresti convenire che
Tu sei pazzo Mica Van Gogh
Mica Van Gogh Mica Van Gogh x3
Tu sei pazzo, Mica Van Gogh
Tu sei pazzo, Mica Van Gogh
Van Gogh

A sedici anni girò tra collezioni d’arte
Tu a sedici anni Yu-gi-oh, collezioni carte
A vent’anni nel salon del Louvre
E tu nell’autosalon del SUV, rimani in mutande
Lui olio su tela, e creò dipinti
Tu olio su muscoli, e gare di body building
Lui paesane, modelle, prostitute
Tu passi le notti nel letto con il computer
Lui ha talento lo sai
Tu è un po’ che non l’hai
Lui scommette su di sè
Tu poker online
Lui esaltato per aver incontrato Gauguin
Tu esaltato per aver pippato cocaine
Lui assenzio e poesia
Tu senza poesia
Lui ha fede
Tu ti senti il messia
Van Gogh, una lama e si taglia l’orecchio
Io ti sento parlare, sto per fare lo stesso
Ho il rasoio tra le dita ma non ti ammazzo
Avrò pietà di te perché
Tu sei pazzo Mica Van Gogh
Mica Van Gogh Mica Van Gogh x3
Tu sei pazzo, Mica Van Gogh
Tu sei pazzo, Mica Van Gogh
Spacchi tutto quando fan gol
Fai la coda per lo smartphone
Tu sei pazzo, mica Van Gogh
Tu sei pazzo, mica Van Gogh

OK, Van Gogh mangiava tubi di colore ed altre cose assurde
Probabilmente meno tossiche del tuo cheeseburger
Allucinazioni che alterano la vista
Tu ti fai di funghi ad Amsterdam
Ma ciò non fa di te un artista
Tu in fissa con i cellulari
Lui coi girasoli
Girare con te è un po’ come quando si gira soli
Colpo di mano cambia il vento come a rubamazzo
C’è una novità, ragazzo
Tu non sei più sano
Tu sei pazzo Mica Van Gogh
Mica Van Gogh Mica Van Gogh x3
Tu sei pazzo, Mica Van Gogh
Tu sei pazzo, Mica Van Gogh

Mica Van Gogh © 2014 Caparezza

"Mica Van Gogh" was inspired by a trip to Amsterdam, where Caparezza became enthralled with the paintings and writings of Van Gogh. From this came the idea of doing an entire album of songs based on works of art.

Before calling Van Gogh crazy,
know that he’s terrace,
you’re ground floor.
Before saying he was out of his mind,
draw me a picture with
sheets of paper and crayons.
Van Gogh, not just any old guy,
but someone who at your age,
books by Emile Zola,
Shakespeare in his veins,
Dickens in his veins;
you, you read DVD recorder manuals.
He, three hundred letters, fine writing;
you, a hundred sixty characters, two emoji, the end.
He, London, Paris, Anvers;
you, megastore, Iper markets, multiplex.
He, far away but knows everything about his brother Theo;
you, you live with and know nothing about your brother.
He, walking in the fields, it inspires him;
you, shut in with cramps on the treadmill.
Well, from an initial estimate, my dear lad,
you must agree that
you are crazy; not at all, Van Gogh,
not Van Gogh, not at all, Van Gogh x3
You are crazy; not at all, Van Gogh.
You are crazy; not at all, Van Gogh,
Van Gogh.

At sixteen years old, he toured art collections;
you at sixteen, Yu-gi-oh, you collect trading cards.
At twenty years old, in the Salon of the Louvre;
and you in the SUV showroom, you're in underwear.
He, oil on canvas and created paintings;
you, oil on muscles, and bodybuilding competitions.
He, peasants, models, prostitutes;
you spend the night in bed with the computer.
He’s talented, you know;
you, it’s been a while since you had it.
He bets on himself;
you, online poker.
He, feeling high from having met Gauguin;
you, feeling high from having snorted cocaine.
He, absinthe and poetry;
you, absence of poetry.
He has faith,
you feel you’re the Messiah.
Van Gogh, a blade and he cuts his ear off;
I hear you talk, I’m about to do the same.
I’ve got the razor between my fingers but I won’t kill you,
I’ll have mercy on you because
you are crazy; not at all, Van Gogh,
not Van Gogh, not at all, Van Gogh.
You are crazy; not at all, Van Gogh.
You are crazy; not at all, Van Gogh.
. . . you smash everything when they score a goal,
you get in line for a smartphone . . .
You are crazy; not at all, Van Gogh.
You are crazy; not at all, Van Gogh.

OK, Van Gogh ate tubes of paint and other weird stuff
probably less toxic than your cheeseburger.
Hallucinations that alter the vision,
you do mushrooms in Amsterdam
but that doesn’t make you an artist.
You, obsessed with your cell phone;
he, obsessed with sunflowers.
Going around with you is a bit like going around alone,
sleight of hand shifts the wind like in “Go Fish.”
There’s news, kid,
you’re no longer sane.
You are crazy; not at all, Van Gogh,
not at all, Van Gogh … etc.
You are crazy; not at all, Van Gogh.
You are crazy; not at all, Van Gogh.

English translation © 2021 Dennis Criteser


Museica (a cross between museum and music) is Caparezza's sixth album. Each song on the album is inspired by an artist or work of art.